piss ditch

the vagina, or more vulgarly, the cunt

That ho's piss ditch is so loose that her uterus is flopping out of it!

by Deacon Jack Shit January 9, 2008

Drop a Doitch

The same as dropping a deuce, but far better.

Person 1: Bob, what are you doing in there, it's been half an hour!

Person 2: I'm drop a doitch *dropping* (stupid verifier), you moron! Whaddya think!?

by Anonimustard July 13, 2009

ding dong ditch

beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.

after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother

by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009

doitch

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!

by Alec April 1, 2003

ditch

An adjective to describe any low quality noun.

Originally used to describe a low quality type of marijuana, this adjective has since been applied to any situation where the word "crappy" would typically be said.

1. Man, this is some ditch Keystone Light.

2. You have an original Nintendo? Those use to be ditch, but now they're bad ass!

by snotshake July 18, 2009

ditch pig

a term used to describe filthy whores and or a mud truck

commonly used in the redneck culture

1) redneck 1: there goes scott he loves that new truck he just got
redneck 2: yeah bro-cha-cho know what i heard he calls it?
redneck 1: whats that skinny?
redneck 2: he calls it ditch pig!
redneck 1: must be becuase that trucks loves the ditch like a dirty whore haha!

2) scott: hey dude,

ween: sup man,

scott: nothing dude, did you see that fugly ass hoe steve left the bar with lastnight?

ween: i know eh she was deffinatly a greasy ole ditch pig

by scottie muck October 30, 2010

ding dong ditch

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016