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Dorkasaurus 

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.
Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...
Dorkasaurus by Dbrody February 7, 2010
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dorkzoiv 

a creature whom lives in dorkzoiv land. There are many species
Telegraphy:most terrifying
buttface:does NOT have a butt for a face but very long legs
normal:name says it all
old:hates young
young:hates old
There are much more but it is against the dorkzoiv law for me to tell you
the dark pit:if you fall in here you die
dorkzoiv transporter:transports dorkzoivs from island to island(you have a 99.99% chance of dying this way)
there are three main islands in the dorkzoiv world
dorkzoivisland,humanworld and buttface island (currently under construction)

a dilbird flys over the dorkoiv world once a year.If you give it scroot (known as dew in the english language) you get a mincepie and if you give it nothing you become dimwitted.

supermunnia is the dilbirds friend.she protects dorkzoiv world from evildoers.
WOW!i saw a young dorkzoiv there!
dorkzoiv by dorkzoiv fan November 25, 2007
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dorknite 

The name your girlfriend gives to the popular game, "Fortnite"
Becky: Hey Steve, will you take me shopping?
Steve: Not right now, I'm trying to get this solo dub real quick
Becky: Oh my God Steve, I'm beginning to think that you love that Dorknite more than me
dorknite by goofygoober9292 June 7, 2018

Double Dorkin It 

Applies to 90% of those in attendance at Boston Bruins, Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and Boston Celtics home games - as well as all native landscapers, plumbers, college dropouts, and Dunkin Donuts customers - who are wearing apparel of any two of the four major Boston sports teams at the same time.
Look at this guy double dorkin it ovah heya in his Dick Seymour jersey with the Sox hat on backwidz.

Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!

Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.
Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.
I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!
dorkboy by Tim L. April 24, 2004

Dorkgasm 

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.
"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"
Dorkgasm by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006
a clothing line started in 2007 by las vegas multimedia designer Lenn Franz. It has heavy roots in drifting and import automobiles (such as nissans, toyotas and hondas).

was also used as the owners nickname for a number of years before the company was started.
"thats a bitchen dorkidori shirt youve got on"
dorkidori by black_umbrella July 20, 2009