directed energy weapon

Directed energy weapon is a term often used by a bipolar person to explain their delusions and abnormal behaviour.

Bipolar person: it's not my fault, it's the CIA's fault, they keep firing lasers at my head with a directed energy weapon which makes me act strange.

by Podesta XD June 9, 2018

sales director

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!

That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

indirectly direct status

A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.

John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.

Jane comments on his status: what's up?

John replies: never mind

Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!

by Ophooo September 17, 2013

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma February 1, 2020

One Direction Hater

1. Someone who has a real taste in music.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.

Girl: One Direction is the best band ever!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!

by HeavyMetalGuy360 September 24, 2016

director's cut

3 crazy guys that run a radio show about movies, and a little bit more!

A LITTLE BIT MORE= "we bought dan an action figure for chrisatmas and the....."

MOVIES= " one missed call DONT SEE IT"

were the director's cut

by scooby! January 19, 2008

Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.

"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."

by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006