Cold dicking

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.

I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"

by Hentai master April 20, 2018

Half-dicking

to masturbate to a not so good porn video and not feeling satisfied

I wasn't satisfied with the nut last night

I was half-dicking

by Bfarab August 24, 2018

Moon Dicking

The act of camping or playing stupidly while playing first person shooters.

I just got downed in the back, they’re moon dicking pretty hard back there.

by Obiggiebigo November 5, 2021

fast casual dining

Eating at a restaurant that is somewhere between a fast food restaurant and a casual restaurant. The food is made quickly, but the menu is healthier and the food is of a higher quality than in a fast food restaurant.

i'm in the mood for fast casual dining tonight, cuz we don't have much time but I don't want anything greasy.

by cherryblossom June 20, 2011

Whining before dining

A person who keeps telling you how much they want something, but when push comes to shove they complain about it, just so they don't have to put their money where their mouth is.

"You seem to know about all the shit the job is gonna throw at you, but you haven't even stepped foot in the place. Stop whining before dining, you no good whinger!"

"You said you wanted to be adventurous and now you don't want to get your nails dirty!? No whining before dining and move your 'adventurous' ass!"

by NateTheDawg March 30, 2021

dicking around

Rubbing ones penis on things.

Bob was dicking around the room.

by Bob October 28, 2003

Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

by Anonymous night shift worker March 28, 2009