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Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
mugGet the Danger Almondsmug.

Danger Ranger

Danger Ranger is also known as Cocaine in the drug world. Because cocaine gives you power and the feeling like a power ranger which is why it’s called danger ranger.
Man that was some powerful danger ranger off Tuco! That stuff got me feeling like a power ranger!
by Tuco Salamander May 8, 2023
mugGet the Danger Rangermug.

Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.
Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.
by Biggersexier March 3, 2021
mugGet the Stranger dangermug.

a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
mugGet the a nigel danger wank.....mug.

danger dogo

A fuckin jinx if something goes wrong it is his fault. He will fuck up your life
Oh no it was danger dogo.
by The pinkskittle June 12, 2017
mugGet the danger dogomug.

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 12, 2020
mugGet the Danger Mastymug.

danger swing

when having your legs open and 'dangerously' swinging your penis back and forth....a fast action.....sometimes to immate sexual activity.
by sazzel October 28, 2007
mugGet the danger swingmug.

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