commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 03, 2018
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Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 05, 2024
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mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.
My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.
by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019
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Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.
Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 21, 2021
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The Gypsies Curse

The consequence of removing the Georgia based band Gyn Soaked Gypsies from stage mid song.

If you remove said band from stage before the agreed upon time, then venue will become defunct in under a year.
"Man I saw Gyn Soaked Gypsies play at a bar last October, and the drunken sound guy jumped up on stage mid song to cut their set short by twenty minutes! Six months later...the bar is just GONE! I think it was the Gypsies Curse!"
by JakeThePinetree September 12, 2020
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The Dua Lipa Curse

The over-prevalency of slap basslines in pop culture, including music for advertisements, and songs. This is Dua Lipa's fault because slap basslines were never so popular in modern culture until "Don't Start Now" and "Levitating" happened, and now it's everywhere. You can't escape it.
Person 1: "Ahhh! This is the 3rd commercial in a row with a slap bassline. I used to like them, but it's just too much!
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
by iclpmotspmots July 21, 2022
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