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Crystal Wreath

a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
by Han from myspace December 22, 2021
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Crystals Reddit

Crystal:no one knows Crystals reddit
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Crystals Denver Dojo

A place where spiritual growth, enlightenment, boundless love and limitless abundance starts. A cozy space with a fabulous sofa. A place where Crystal will find the next level of her journey that will also be designed by Rachel Rice.
Crystals Denver Dojo has the best vibes. What a fabulous little crabby corner.
by Rricecakes January 24, 2022
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Crystal

A very beautiful girl, loves to party and she’s great at sex and making people obsessed
Have u Heard- Crystal she’s gorgeous
by Idek_effy January 29, 2022
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crystal

a crazy chick but she is fun and doesnt take shit from anyone
daughter-i hate you
crystal-then step up out my house
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Charlie crystal

A ship between charlie from smiling friends and porsha from sing 2
Fangirl: OMG charlie crystal is so cute i really hope they be together.
Some dude: kayne west stare
by Weezerfan_830)4 February 12, 2022
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Crystal

Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
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