The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
the founder of the rolling crew, known for his rare fits of roid rage and his abilities to stop balls in the dirt, and prolong games in the cold. Driver of the Cutlass Blue, and known as the Jesus of the Track.
White ass trill motherfucker that keeps that shit trill as fuck. No doubt in this B. Cowboy rockin', city livin', '75 Ford pickup drivin', also known as the Murph.
The Cowboy of Crunk pulled up in his blue and white pickup got out rockin' the boots and the tight ass shirt with flowers on it and his nutt huggin jeans trying to find a lady to give a good time. Biotch.