king of crunk

A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.

Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.

Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.

king of crunk by Funniness wearing off. April 15, 2005

monkey crunk 

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

queen of crunk 

Diane; person who is submissive to the king of crunk, Thomas.

"Diane is my queen of crunk!" says Thomas.

queen of crunk by Thomas April 20, 2005

chair crunk 

to do crunk dancing in a chair. works best in rocking &/or pivoting chairs eg. office chairs

wow that girl can chair crunk

chair crunk by originalnoodlegirl July 3, 2011

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

splunk muff crunk by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013

rhythm and crunk 

Rhythm N' Crunk is Music that is a kind of techno sound.

Ciara was one of the first to approach such music to the world with hit single "Goodies" and now out is "1,2 Step"

Ciara- Did you like my new song'??
Snoop Dogg- How yea', Though what genre of Music is it'???
Ciara- Rhythm n' Crunk

rhythm and crunk by Papi December 7, 2004

duke of crunk 

the founder of the rolling crew, known for his rare fits of roid rage and his abilities to stop balls in the dirt, and prolong games in the cold. Driver of the Cutlass Blue, and known as the Jesus of the Track.

the duke of crunk took a vacation up to canada

duke of crunk by JayJ July 15, 2005