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COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.
"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020
mugGet the COVID reboundmug.

Covid Dick

When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.
I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
mugGet the Covid Dickmug.

COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Covid-76

When somebody gets Covid-19 4 TIMES??!??!? You kinda have to be stupid to do this.
Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?

Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
by rubybfdi April 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid-76mug.

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
mugGet the schlong covidmug.

COVID-y

Adjective describing someone who is very worried about contracting COVID-19 and takes extra/over-the-top precautions.
Wow, she's so COVID-y
by sjahan26 October 1, 2020
mugGet the COVID-ymug.

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