Closet Tits

a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.

I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.

by evinrude115 June 1, 2009

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Closelining

v. (chiefly in football) Knock down (a runner) by placing one's outstretched arm in the runner's path at neck level. may knock you out

n. A rope or wire on which washed clothes are hung to dry

Note: Closelining can also be spelled "Clotheslining"

Yo, if you don't want to remember where you are, play with Eric; that kid's always closelining.

by WordsRCool December 6, 2011

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cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

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Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

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CLOSED

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

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