Certainty

The lack thereof externally is entirely eternally imposed. Can your children have actively been murdered by your need to teach me a lesson. You are living garbage.

Hym "So I can speak with as much certainty as I want. And I am absolutely certain Steven is a retarded bitch. And I'm like 45% his wife the he was Hym. Actually, I could even go as far as to say that ALL Stevens or Stephens are retarded bitches. 89% certainty."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs

Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah

by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025

Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.

Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg

by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025

Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.

Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed

You certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut whore.

by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025

certaminator

A competitor in the quiz game certamen.

Salvēte Certaminatorēs! It’s only one week until the NJCL convention! Y’all ready?

by certaminator August 21, 2025

Certified Lover Boy

Done
A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.

I’m truly a certified lover boy

by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025

Certified Rayyhheeeeooonn Moment

An action or behaviour characteristic of, or typically associated with, the tendencies, choices, or mannerisms exhibited by Rehan and/or Rayhon

Bro ate the whole chip bag, Certified Rayyhheeeeooonn Moment

by oldspice3214346 August 25, 2025