crap faced

A redneck term generally used to describe the effects of excessive alcohol consumption.

Last night I drank pert-near a whole 12er of Natty Ice. I pissed the bed cus i was so CRAP FACED.

by B - I - double F March 22, 2007

monkey crap

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016

Western Crapped-On

The process of being outcast from WMU's internet service. One must obtain at least 5 Bradford Network pop-up windows in 10 minutes to be considered fully Western Crapped-On. The only known way to gain access back is by restarting one's computer indefinitely for the rest of the night.

I was going to e-mail my paper, but after being Western Crapped-On, all hope was lost.

by Codester09 January 11, 2010

crap cruncher

Another term for a homosexual male

"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."

by Kunstable January 11, 2008

crap dusting

Farting while walking or walking while farting. (silent or audible)

I crap dusted my way down the sidewalk.

I was crap dusting as I walked away from her.

by Bubbacop March 12, 2009

crock of crap

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

by trespalms August 8, 2014

rap is crap

Phrase created by stereotypical, nigga-hatin', punk-rock lovin, cracker-ass bitches who haven't heard true rap.

White guy: "Rap is crap."

Other guys: "You just say that because you haven't heard true rap." (puts in Mos Def)

White guy: "Ohh...Okay I change my mind."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006