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gurgle burger 

Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.

Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
gurgle burger by Blood-Rod23 September 3, 2014
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Clam burger 

Lizz and Hillory have dirty clam burgers.
Clam burger by sarkaztic November 25, 2014
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Colon burger 

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.
Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.
Colon burger by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Nut-Burglar 

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
Nut-Burglar by nutburguler April 4, 2017

Cock Burger With Cheese 

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).
Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

spunk burger 

An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.
"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"

"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"

"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"
spunk burger by Donald A. February 11, 2019