The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 03, 2019
And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players
by Herh September 16, 2017
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by Sweet buns of steel February 05, 2018
by hiangelinahehe May 29, 2019
No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
by KokoKL May 11, 2018
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