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junya braids

very skinny and tightly braided cornrows. most commonly done in abundance, however it is possibly to have just one. there is one execption to the rule of abundance- it is very popular to have two junya (junior) braids: one snaking just above each ear that is braided using the lowest strands of hair on either side of the head.
Takesha! Did yo momma do yo junya braids this weekend? You know she be da only one who gets dem that thin girl!

OR

GIRL! is yo hurr even braided?
i can see yo braids dey be so small!
you must got dose junya braids.
by amy, rachel December 7, 2006
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Boomer Brain

People who think like boomers and are extremely ignorant about everything.

A good way to spot someone with a boomer brain is if they are perfectly fine with heavily drinking and smoking a pack a day multiple times a week but will literally go on a mad rant about how weed or psychedelics make people insane or lazy when someone smokes weed a couple times a month or drops acid every few months. In elections will vote the same party as their boomer parents without actually looking into what the candidates stand for. Will get mad and are willing to fight over someone bantering with them. Think that the only way to succeed in life is to go to university and anyone who doesn't is fucked for life (but ironically end up in debt and working at KFC for life).

Boomer Brains typically are between the ages of 16 and 30 and will usually spend their life thinking just like their parents, working a shitty mundane job until they die at 60 from alcohol poisoning.
Boomer Brain: So what did you do this weekend?
"Went to a party with a couple of mates"
Boomer Brain: Oh yeah did you guys get fucked up?
"Nah not really, we just got baked and chilled upstairs watching trailer park boys"
Boomer Brain: (As they're smoking their 20th cigarette that day) Dude that's fucked, you know that people die and go crazy from that right? *Continue to lecture person for the next 10 minutes about drugs*

Who are you voting for?
Boomer Brain: *Political Party*
Oh really, why's that?
Boomer Brain: I dunno, my parents vote for them.
by dnE geL August 25, 2019
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Brain Sex

the physical action of putting two (or more) foreheads together to stimulate brain interaction, usually seen at certain high schools with certain debaters ;P
Hammer: Debaters have a weird relationship. They need to date people who are mentally stimulating.
Rose: Oh! Like brain sex!
Mark: What's brain sex? Like this?... *has brain sex with Rose*

Rose: hey mark...
Mark: hey rose....
Rose: you wanna have brain sex?
Mark: o...k...
Rose and Mark: *put foreheads together* AAAAAHHHHH! OH YEAH!

Webb: ......o.O.......
by The Master Debater March 29, 2009
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brain

"have you ever popped champaigne on a plane,
while gettin some brain, whip it out she said
'i never seen snakes on a plane'"

-kanye west: good life

"i am the beast
feed me rappers or feed me beats
im untamed i need a leash
im insane i need a shrink
i love brain i need a leech
why complain on easy streets"

- lil wayne: we takin over
by cjdlajfkj December 27, 2007
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brain barf

Used to describe the product of foolish reasoning. Differs from bullshit in the sense that it pertains directly to the reasoning process of the one spouting the nonsense; bullshit, on the other hand, may be merely repeated nonsense, heard elsewhere.
His thesis is brain barf - no way is it going to get approved.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Brain Wave

When a genius idea strikes you in the middle of a huge dilemma, saving time, effort, money, you and friends from sobriety or ticketing/over-ticketing/arrest, etc...

Opposite of brain fart, cerebral blockage, bad idea, and so on.
Example #1
Fred: "I can't believe this store stops selling beer at 9 pm. What are we going to do?"
You: "Brain wave! The one down on Jeff Davis Hwy sells until 11! Get in the truck and let's roll!"
Fred: "You are a genius!"

Example #2
Bob: "My car stopped working, how are we going to get to the show?"
You (again!): Brain wave! My neighbor always leaves the keys in his ignition. Let's roll!"
Bob: "You are a genius!"
by Snickers4orphans February 18, 2009
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Brain cancer

a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us
person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE
by Escgodofwar May 19, 2021
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