Bore 1

The vagina, oftentimes seen as the most desirable Bore on a woman. The vagina is the most pleasing hole, making it top ranked, as Bore 1.

Dude, I i got her pregnant because I came in her Bore 1..

by KRAKEN!! March 21, 2010

Bore 2

The mouth. Receiving oral sex is second only to actual sex, so the designation of Bore 2 goes to the mouth of a woman. Receiving oral sex is receiving some Bore 2.

Dude, after that Bore 2 I totally came all over her face.

by KRAKEN!! March 21, 2010

distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

by teant December 1, 2010

Dog Boring

a pathetic attempt at an insult

stefen: she is so 'dog boring'
Mac: haha what?

by k3v1n!!11! July 22, 2010

bore-athon

Extremely long, boring meeting.

Staff meetings are supposed to last one hour and stick to an agenda, but the manager lets certain people go off on tangents, and we end up stuck there for an hour and a half. That's why we call them "bore-athons."

by Jiffer June 3, 2011

bedroom bored

sexually frustrated or getting bored of sex with a person

im so bedroom bored i will tap that

by Kaptain Kopperburg November 3, 2010

Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014