by mikey hates it January 20, 2011
When you order the wrong size blind and get frustrated trying to fit the damn thing. Then get mad and swear an oath to seek out and destroy the original creator buy use the chinesium material the blind was made from to forge a samurai sword.
by Nick Parker 1989 February 20, 2019
A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized
The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life
Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.
The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important
Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life
Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.
The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important
Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 09, 2022
by Hank Youse June 03, 2009
When a girl sucks your dick and you ejaculate in her eye. their for it will dry up and make her blind.
by chadallac16 April 19, 2008
by I, Wreckerrr October 08, 2016
When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.
Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
by standup69 May 09, 2013