Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

Owns a gravel bike by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

Get Off The Bike 

A way to tell your friend to knock it off, quit playing around and be for real.

“You know that’s not how it happened get off the bike”

“Aye don’t listen to him he’s biking”

“You can’t believe a word he says he stay on the bike”

Get Off The Bike by little miss tricycle August 6, 2022

Pushing the bike 

Delaying the inevitable / wasting time.

Instead of cycling home, we walked home, we were really pushing the bike.

Pushing the bike by Robertini42 August 11, 2022

ridin that bike 

Basically when someone is instigating and agreeing with everything that person says or disagreeing with someone because your mad

Mr.B said your project was horrible and Ej repeats it, and Mj says Ej you ridin that bike

ridin that bike by M2witdastick October 25, 2022

Scroggy on a bike 

When someone is trash at riding dirt bikes(usually stolen) , slang originated from bradford.

Harvey is Scroggy on a bike

Scroggy on a bike by harris110000 July 12, 2023

Anti-theft Bike 

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

Anti-theft Bike by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Thicc boi bike club 

A group of losers that ride bike around and their leader is Brendan Schwab

Oh look at the thicc boi bike club their such losers

Thicc boi bike club by Dave smiley January 12, 2024