much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

you can do better then that

If someone says that to you dump your boyfriend right away

You can do better then that guy

by G4gman November 17, 2017

You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

betta

southside gang tag, usually seen round southside suburbs like Manly-West, Carindale, Wishart, Gold-Coast, Belmont, Mt Gravatt, Holland Park, Morningside.

The Gang was initially created by ring leader "Polo" or often seen as "PLXX" and runs out of Manly and Wishart and now has over 50 members based across brisbane

ALSO see as GETTOS and BETTOS

"betta on tha rise"

"betta watch the fuck out"

by lord of the cunts 420 May 7, 2019

Bettina

Bettina is a very sussy baka and she likes carrot juice. It is her favorite drink and she loves to slurp it and pour it in her belly button. Her stomach gets very orange.

Your stomach is orange!
You must be a Bettina!

by bfwcgyaeuidw February 17, 2022

You Bett'Ya

This is the origin of the common colloquial phrase, "You Bettcha!" from Fargo, Minnesota. It is the 'Minnesota Nice' version of "You Bet Your Ass!" which most normal people in the United States use to prove a point.

You Bett'Ya that Fargo IS in Minnesota and NOT North Dakota!

by TwoJay September 22, 2009

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

by NotNix October 29, 2009