The Bunker Diary

a fucking FULL ON book that is super confronting and super lit that EVERYONE needs to read ASAP

the bunker diary is the best book ever

by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.

Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!

by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022

Inspecting the bunker

A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.

"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".

by Some call me Timmy June 9, 2020

Bunk

The term describing a process that is utterly and totally disgusting, fucked up, or nasty.

Boy: "Dad, did you just see that angry terrorist eat that young happy baby?"

Dad: "Yea son that shit was totally bunk! Lets run before he decides to eat you because i know i'll already be the fuck out of here.

by kkladuke32 December 24, 2007

bunk

An adjective describing the stupidity or unapproval of a person/activity... or anything in general

Yo, why weren't you out bowling last night?
What? ...Nah man, that shit's bunk

by Kottage January 6, 2008

bunk

bull crap; bullshit; stuff that is not true, streches the truth, or is just a down right lie.

Man that junk is bunk.

by bread infection December 9, 2009

Bunker Bitch

An individual who works within the walls of a police, fire, or EMS facility and dispatches calls to units. Often knows as dispatchers, telecommunicators, or 911 dispatchers.

Just talked to the Bunker Bitch at the police department, they are sending an officer soon.

by AmKey September 26, 2020