baest friend

When you're more romantic and official than friends with benefits, but you're still not quite there yet. You're both best friends and baes, you're just not officially in a relationship.

"So are Dave and Karen together or what?"
"Nah not quite yet."
"But they've hooked up and act all lovey dovey together?"
"Yeah, right now they're just baest friends."

by raventhor September 21, 2016

bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Bastard

1. A person born without married parents
2. The man/women/thing that killed kenny

1. Ken is a bastard
2. You killed kenny you bastard

by Lightbulb03 December 28, 2017

Bastard

The fourth word sang in the musical Hamilton

AARON BURR:
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

by Another Hamilfan June 4, 2018

bastard

trump and jake paul.

man he's such a fucking bastard

by a is for ass June 4, 2018

Bassturd

1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish

That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd

by Klinkhammer July 1, 2019