Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!

Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"

by m_piet April 28, 2010

Turkish Bath

Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.

El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.

Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"

by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009

Cat-Bath

The Cat-Bath is a dance move developed by the younger generation of the 21st century. It involves, whilst dancing, licking the back of one's hand, before raising it to their head and running down the side of their hair, in a cat-like bathing motion. This move is used in clubs across the UK, and can be adapted to fit any musical genre. Before long, the Cat-Bath will be a clubbing revolution.

Freddie: Look, Joe is doing the Cat-Bath!

Charlotte: Wow, he is one cool cat, it takes skill to get that right...

by DancingKing January 24, 2011

Russian Mud Bath

The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.

For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.

by MadWorld2200 July 30, 2009

german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 19, 2006

gas bath

When a person in the engine repair business, pipe line repair industry or any other business is doused with gasoline or diesel fuel in the course of doing a job. This usually happens first thing in the morning and you stink like gas all day. This usually pisses you off and people tell you that you stink.

You smell like a gas pump!
No shit! I took a gas bath at work today.

When Joe opened the valve, it dumped fuel on my clothes.
Dude! You took a gas bath!

by shadrach269 June 6, 2009

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008