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Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.
He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.
by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008
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Sad Bastards

The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!
by Stevie September 8, 2004
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Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts
“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard
by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019
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bastardization of death metal

The derogatory word for Deathcore, This implies that the genre sucks.
generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!

generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!
by death maker July 3, 2009
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sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"
by superphatgurl March 21, 2010
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jack bastard

Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"
by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007
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Indie skinny bastard

An Indie boy looking like an anorexic girl. Often outrageously hot. Most of them are in an unsigned indie band or plan to be and are that skinny because of their 'alternative' way of life which consists in drinking, taking drugs, going out and starting all over again the next day.
They wear extremely tight clothes and skinny jeans so everyone can see how hot and skinnny they are, so all the people around can feel fat.
'hey check out that hot indie chick over there'
'na thats an indie skinny bastard'
'OMG he's well hot, u think he's bi?'
by amanta May 4, 2006
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