Awkward

Awkward- well "akward" is when you walk past someone you talk to ALL the time and dont say anything. Another example.
Girl- "Yea i like this guy named....jeremy..
Girl2-"Omg i know him! Brown hair, kinda longish?
Girl- Yea, yea, thats him i think!
Girl2- Yea hes super hot. Really tan, tall?
Girl-.......no, not really
Girl2-....oh

Awkward

Hahaha. your gonna get AIDS!

Hey...my mom has AIDS....

by Viidgaictidgaoridgaitidgaa July 31, 2009

sexually awkward

An uncomfortable situation in which one must decide whether or not to have sex with a person one normally wouldn't have sex with or is making the situation more complicated to proceed.

The man was experiencing a sexually awkward moment when the woman kept bringing up too many boundaries, dislikes, and rules.

by No one familiar July 1, 2014

MTV Awkward

MTV Awkward is a 21-minute scripted show from MTV. The show revolves around Jenna Hamilton, her friends, and her very awkward life.

From MTV Awkward: With my v-card safely tucked away in his back pocket….he hit me with “but nobody can know that I like you.” So…I was still Jenna Hamilton.

by onegirl August 21, 2011

awkward yamaka

motion or word used when akward moment occurs, normally after a jew joke is said and is not as funny as intended

Person1: and he says "change? I'm a Jew!!!"

*silence*

person2: awkward yamaka

by just someome March 14, 2009

awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

by brittany ballin June 29, 2008

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Bowl full of awkward

Generally used to describe that awkward moment that went past the line, WAY past the line. And it is most likely coming from THAT guy whose not in your group of friends.

James: Last night Sally and I just sat back and watched movies.
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...

by Islander7149 April 14, 2011