Asphyxiation

Julia's favorite word.

Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."

by Arrteh October 16, 2008

Aspergers

A minor form of autism diagnosed to every second kid in the USA who's too lazy to get their ass off the MMOs and go outside.
Also: Fake syndrome so parents don't think their kids are failures.

My friend has aspergers.
Oh that's neat, so does my cousin, and my dad, and my mom, and my sister, and my friends friend, and my dogs penis.
SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Azurewrath August 2, 2008

aspect

adj. Dominated by one's television system.
Just like henpecked, except it's your television that rules your life. There are degrees of aspect, expressed as a ratio, e.g. 4:3, 16:9.

Ever since Harve got that big TV with all the little speakers, he never goes out anywhere. He's waayy aspect, like 23:7.

by Oliver Faltz August 7, 2009

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005

asphyx

Masturbating while depriving your brain of oxygen at the same time, usually through a form or strangulation or hanging.

Jimmy performed an asphyx yesterday, Unfortunately he passed out before he could cut the rope...

by Kh4ng4r00 March 16, 2008

Aspen

Aspen is a very pretty girl who can be sporty and lazy. Her hair and short temper is favored by many people. Aspen may be a bitch sometimes but make sure to tell her your side of the story, and she might tell hers. She likes to mess around but when things get serious, the games end. Don't let go of an Aspen, because they might have a few issues but are really great on the inside and out.

Girl: That Aspen girl's hair is pretty
Boy: I heard shes played lacrosse and soccer..
Girl: Really? But I heard she was lazy.. that Aspen...

by Pipidipipip June 1, 2018

aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008