Laurence Joke

A Bad Or Cheesy Joke. A Laurence Joke Is Never Funny And Are Random And Awkward.

Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke

by UrbanEel November 11, 2016

Ajay Joke

When a joke is told, and is utterly pointless and unassuming for all parties involved, bar the teller.

Someone: Hey guys, how's it going?

Ajay: Just doing a bit of heroin. Hashtag banter.

Someone: .... (leaves)

That is an Ajay Joke

by CheekyNandosdotcom May 19, 2015

candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.

-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."

by Hoaxy May 23, 2007

inside joke

NOUN: Something for stupid people to post as their Facebook status, that they think is hilarious but truly sucks camel diyuk; sometimes followed by (U wudnt kno) or (INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

That is stupid..it's-it's..and inside joke stupid.

by Carlos Mom March 16, 2010

amos joke

An amos joke that is not funny what so ever. A host is needed with a few people to ignore the joke. No one is harmed, an example of commensalism.

John: Guys who the hell would wanna be a truck driver? All they do is drive eat and jackoff.

Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.

by Hyun Pan Kaj January 14, 2009

Aggie joke

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

by octopod December 1, 2003

sick joke

not funny;uncool;often said when angry.

"your boyfriend's cheating on you."
"SICK JOKE."

by gabi accardi October 29, 2008