Hoaxy's definitions

candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.

-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."

by Hoaxy May 23, 2007