pain in the arse

Not literally a pain in one's anus or gluteus maximus, though either would count.

Something quite annoying, but not as bad as a ballache, which would also be expected to last longer.

People, Places, Things: it doesn't matter. Often shortened to just: a pain.

Was that your uncle?

Yeah. What a pain in the arse.

Well, i wasn't gonna say anythin, but...

You wanna meet my Dad! What a ballache. Shit, he's coming over, time for a cool sharp one.

by edjog! December 22, 2005

licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

by JimBill April 25, 2006

up your arse

To tell another person that you dont agree with their opinion

My housemate gave us back the binbags that he hid for 2-3 days for no fuckin reason.... "you can shove ur fuckin binbags up your arse! cha cha, you can shove ur fuckin binbags up your arse, cha cha....u can shove yer fuckin..."

by therealjag February 22, 2009

hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

by Kissifur September 8, 2008

trumpet arse

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016

busted arse

Irredeemably rubbish in every sense of the word. A complete laughing stock and generally poorly managed. Commonly used to describe sporting teams.

The Australian rubgy team is pretty busted arse.
Canterbury bulldogs are a busted arse club. (known as 'busted arse bulldogs')
Rwanda is a busted arse country.

by lonely_internet_loser November 21, 2018

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.

bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011