Zombie Jesus 

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

Zombie Jesus by [The Real] Zombie Jesus February 18, 2009

Zombie Status 

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

Zombie Status by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

Zombie Icthyoid

A sexual move in which the male has intercourse with a sandwich containing some sort of fish (tuna, salmon, bass, etc.) After which, the male has intercourse with the female, the food particles getting stuck in her vaginal area. The final stage of Zombie Icthyoid is when the female urinates and finds maggots living in her vagina.

All we had was a tuna sandwich, so all we could do was Zombie Icthyoid.

Zombie Icthyoid by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

Zombie Job 

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

Zombie Job by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009

Zombie Nonce Fc 

Zombie Nonce Fc Refers to the Scottish football club Rangers Fc which was established in 2012

Did you hear about how Zombie Nonce Fc Let their club die BRAINZZZZZZ

Zombie Nonce Fc by William Hubbard May 15, 2021

Zombie Nixon

One of the all-time WoT greats. Funniest guy ever.

"I'm funny."--Zombie Nixon

>_>

Zombie Nixon by That great dude November 30, 2004

Zombie-esque 

Adjective. similar to zombies, but not actually the living dead

The movie the Crazies was very zombie-esque although the townspeople were not dead and did not eat people

Zombie-esque by zombie queen March 1, 2010