Wafflestomp

The process of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain. The result are little holes like the ones in waffles

James: I just Wafflestomped dude. Up high
Michael: dude what the fuck

by Gilboiiii June 22, 2019

Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles

Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019

wafflewind

The thumping sound produced when the rear car window is down.

God dammit Jim close that back window the wafflewind is hurting my ears!

by nom de plumpaperback writer July 29, 2019

Waffler

chatting shit nonsense bullshit

" Yes my guyyy.. Uno our teacher shes a fucking waffler ennit"

by bigdicksuckit October 10, 2019

waffle nigga

When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga

Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!

by Minty Boi October 23, 2019

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020