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Wait whut

by Minnie 07 November 5, 2022
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Waiting

Waiting is short for "wasting time". If you wait, all you do is waste a disproportionate amount of your life just for something to happen, whether or not it's worth it.
I wasted 5 hours of my life waiting for the web page to load.
by Cjarbon14771 November 11, 2022
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Waitthey

Shall we ask the waitthey for some salt?
by Boyrevel November 13, 2022
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Wapitalism

FTX and ESG are both frauds, exploiting wapitalism.
by FUBAR FISTER December 1, 2022
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Wait what

A “wait what” is a really annoying female who never knows what you’re talking about and half way through the conversation says “wait what”.
please don’t invite that “wait what” over.
by kkoopatroopa February 26, 2023
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waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".
Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.
by vxrandall March 24, 2023
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Waitcrastinate

To procrastinate after waiting for something. For example, you want to go buy something at 7 AM but need to go to a store that does not open until 9:30 AM. So you start playing games and watching TV, and then don't get around to it until noon.

Origin: Wait + (pro)crastinate
He hasn't submitted the documents yet, because his internet was down up until three hours ago, and he decided to waitcrastinate after the connection was restored.
by TrueNerd11 April 20, 2023
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