harvey washer

When someone uses semen to wash dishes

For example in the movie trench wars when Harvey says the line "Our water has run out" and James Franklin replies "why don't you Harvey washer it?"

by Teo cray October 3, 2013

Nut walters

A mutha fuckin asshole.

That guy behind the counter is nut walters.

by bringer o'beef$ January 6, 2015

Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

toss-washer

Derogatory term for a tranny's genitalia

Eat shit, you fucking toss-washer

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017