Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Annie Walters

Perfect

Hjfg Annie Walters

by anonymous March 14, 2024

Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024

Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing

Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024

Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.

"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."

by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025

Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf

"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."

by #1FlyAwayPeterHater February 6, 2026

Cheetah Waterblasting

To piss as fast as one can on someone or something.

Louie: this bastard started to throw stuff at me, right?
Vito: yeah, and?
Louie: I gave him the good ol' cheetah waterblasting treatment, the fucker ran away so fast

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025