Big Weiner Surgery

slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity

John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.

by zomplexx March 29, 2022

small weiner clan

first you have to submit a picture to our weenie analyzers. then they look for small weiners. no veins. no blue balls. and you must donate 10k everyday

come to the small weiner clan

by UD_samboi May 4, 2022

Throat Weiner

The hanging down thing in the back of your throat

I dont know what Jeff was doing last night, but his throat weiner is swollen terribly.

by Ironhead66 June 14, 2022

Sgt Wagner

The main topic of the song "We all love you Sgt Wagner", from an old cartoon which ends with 'Sgt Wagner' being blown up while piloting a helicopter; exclaiming "Waaaagh!!".

"We all love you Sgt Wagner, tuck me in my little wooden bed. Sing us a song Sgt Wagner, through worst and berg let me wake and hear the birds"

by Helos98765 January 23, 2023

little weiner

people with little weiners are below average in looks and inches. Typically names starting with the letter L because they are a major L.

Little Weiners are used always single, poor landen.

by BBBlover69 April 23, 2023

Poopy Weiner Aids

is the definition of some stupid ass shit occurring, that makes you say, "poopy weiner aids"

"Hey mike, did you hear that tf2 isn't getting updated for at least another 25 years?" "Yeah man, that's some Poopy Weiner Aids"

by sawgmassiah July 3, 2023

elise weiner

elises weiner is long

"damn, my friend has an elise weiner"

by eliseweiner334 August 2, 2023