douche wagon 

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.

Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.

douche wagon by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009

Pickle Wagon

Defines a human face that has been violated by a gathering of gay men.

Me: look at these guys that this company hires. This guy looks like a pickle wagon.

Pickle Wagon by Saturn Diamond April 30, 2015

The Shaggin Wagon 

A red Jeep Grand Cherokee located in the town of Louisville, MS, and the surrounding county. Complete with water bed, disco ball, fuzzy dice, and battle scars from too much banging i.e. the door panel is falling off, the doors don't lock, and none of the windows roll down.

There goes Matzek in The Shaggin Wagon.

Whoa dude! I just saw your girl in The Shaggin Wagon!

Ok boys, pile your drunk asses in The Shaggin Wagon, we're headed to the after party.

The Shaggin Wagon by MEEE (and your mom) March 23, 2011

cheese wagon

a wagon full of cheese ppl that eat cheese and worship the cheese god 'cheznebular'. This god lives on the planet grate

HEY MUM CAN U TAKE ME TO SCHOOL I MISSED THE CHEESE WAGON. no honey, teh cheese man will eat you all up.

cheese wagon by AAAAAAAAAAAA June 15, 2004

Cheddar wagon 

A slang way of saying school bus.

Person #1: hey you still take the cheddar wagon?
Person #2: yeah I can't afford a car.

Cheddar wagon by Lofolofo November 4, 2009

banana wagon 

Something which carries a lot of penis, such as the earth.

Good old earth, a banana wagon if I’ve ever seen one!

banana wagon by csdrt20 March 13, 2016

jack wagon 

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

jack wagon by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018