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valentine's day

A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).

It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!

Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
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Valente

A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!
His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt

Friend/close person:ummmm Valente looks like a mushroom
by Um_um_um January 3, 2019
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Valenski

"Oh my god my ex boyfriend had a total Valenski!"
by Fafmemmem May 24, 2013
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Valentino

A song from American rapper and music artist 24kgoldn released in 2019 at which he doesn’t want a valentine but a deep ass blowjob..

Valentino is pretty much a trash mumble rap track popularized by Tik Tok..
I just listened to Valentino therefore I want a deepthroat.
by TheSakaBomber October 27, 2019
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bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.
- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.
by wed-g May 10, 2006
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platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day
by Antrobar May 5, 2018
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Valentina

A sexy Chilean bitch with an affinity for emo bands, Jedi braids, and having sex on weird surfaces.
The chick I did last night totally had the Force! Must've been a Valentina.
by gerpderpen June 5, 2011
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