Vaginal Salivation

A clinical term for the moistening of the vagina due to it's intense hungering for the cock.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: What we have here is a clear cut example of intense vaginal salivation. The defendant in question soaked through three mattresses and a waterbed in her unholy quest for sexual fulfillment.

by Ian Broswell August 26, 2010

vintage vagina

A women over 55 who ages like fine wine. Young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children's activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. Vintage Vagina's maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80' & 90's and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.

Christie Brinkley slays being a Vintage Vagina.

by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017

St. Vagina Day

My proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of vagina vice having to spend money on all of the typical shit that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). The only reason he purchases all of this shit in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said vagina. Let's cut to the chase and go straight to the vagina.....hip, hip motherfuckin hooray you wooly nut-fuckers!

Gary: Only 3 more weeks until St. Vagina Day...I am almost pissing my pass with joy..

Gary's wife: We have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit...

Gary: I wasn't talking about your worn out cock holster, I was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. So, shut your fat ass up and get me another Milwaukees Best & keep it down while your at it, I am trying to watch lesbian porn...

by Gary the Clamdigger January 25, 2011

Double Vaginal

A woman having intercourse with two men simultaneously.

I can't believe a woman can do a double vaginal!

by howwie April 15, 2006

moroccan vaginacorn

A sex act consisting of an ear of corn covered in cayenne pepper, inserted vaginally. Immensely painful but, some say, immensely pleasurable. Originated in Morocco, where women would put Moroccan vaginacorn in their couscous, due to its uniquely pungent flavor after being used.

Mmm, this couscous is really good. Did you make your own Moroccan vaginacorn to put in it?

by Chiroxiphia July 20, 2010

Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring

Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P

by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009

Cactus Vagina

Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.

Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"

by theman9998743892 January 30, 2010