vagina butler

a male that tries to hard to impress and be a complete tool in hope to impress a female. this usually involves being a doormat and doing what ever the female wants.

marshall is such a vagina butler.

vagina butler by samuel ainsworth May 4, 2008

Vagina 

The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.

However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide

Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.

Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.

Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.

*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*

Vagina by I Hate Me Too May 12, 2014

Vagina 

Something my brother hasn't gotten yet in 32 years time.

Update when it has happened!

Vagina, huh what's that? Can you eat it yes! How does it smell? Funky at times..

Vagina by Gender-neutral June 19, 2019

slack vagina 

a loose or un-elasticated vaginal opening that whistles when the wind blows, see also Shawn's mom

That girl had such a slack vagina I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in.

slack vagina by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Flappy Vagina 

Vaginal inner lips which hang a bit outside the vagina.

Let me tell you about flappy
Flappy being defined Flappy Vagina /\

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___________*______________ Flappy is the /\

Flappy Vagina by Drunk P August 5, 2008

vagina shorts 

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

vagina shorts by Eric1034 October 17, 2008

Vagina Day 

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

Vagina Day by Bonhilda February 14, 2010