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Vaginal Silicosis 

An irritating, disorder that can occur in both men and women. Known and diagnosable by the common person by identifying common traits such as excessive whining, complaining and generally acting as if one has sand trapped in the vagina. Those suffering ffrom this affliction tend to make others annoyed and irritated. Etiology of this disorder is unknown, though recent studies have identified "bitchyness" as a risk factor. Treatment options are limited and therapies available tend to be both painful and ineffective in long term resolution. Common name: Sandy Vagina
Her behavior might be a symptom of Vaginal Silicosis.
She's so pissed off ...she must be suffering from vaginal silicosis.
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vagina pickles 

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.
Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.
vagina pickles by TEuronymous March 21, 2008

vagina badger 

noun; someone who gets alot of vagina. Someone who badgers vagina. Badgers can be extremely violent and so can a vagina badger.
"rick banged another chick last night"
"what a vagina badger."
vagina badger by JKubKay March 20, 2009

vagina fart

during sexual intercourse, the sound caused by air escaping the vagina which was pushed in during penetration repeatedly.
"dude, i pulled out and i heard a vagina fart, laughed my ass off"
vagina fart by xalexownsx November 27, 2007

Sand-a-Vaganosis 

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007

vagina drama 

A less disgusting way to say you're on your period.
Guy: Wanna have sex? Girl: I can't, I have vagina drama, sorry.
vagina drama by PigandPepper January 19, 2010

vaginate 

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.