by Dutchovenator March 23, 2012
It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...
Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019
A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.
defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"
"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"
"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"
by homodicktp July 25, 2017
The act of placing tuna fish on your erect penis, as well as any other food you may desire, and preceding to insert the penis, and all of its contents, inside of another humans rectum. You may also put a waffle cone on top of your penis, and proceed to spin it, acting as a drill.
by TotallyNotMaving April 09, 2019
When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.
by wwefan5220000 March 24, 2011
The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.
"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"
by pSarah July 13, 2006
by Kyle January 19, 2005