Tool-box

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.

-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.

by Jake T III December 24, 2008

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piss tool

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools

I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory

by PWD June 11, 2006

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Tool Shed

A compete tool, and is always one.

Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.

by nevet6snivram September 24, 2011

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bro tool

It is a type of german sex toy, often used in german shise movies.

That german shise movie had an amazing use of a bro tool in it...

by Googey maroo December 11, 2008

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Tool Room

the shop for shitbag marines, suck ass imrl managers, and lazy hazmat cordinators. Also known ass the most skate shop in the Marine Corps where Female SNCO's make their marines hate their life.

Marine 1: dude im so glad I'm Not in tool room.
Marine2: i know that shop is full of shitbags and lazy asses, and their SSgt is a Straight Bitch

by MR.REG February 19, 2009

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