Verbal Tip

When a customer profusely thanks a waiter or waitress for the most wonderful service they received and then tips the server less than 10% (or usually nothing at all).

"Thank you so much for making our evening so special. You are the best server we have ever had. It's been such a wonderful meal and you should be rewarded for your effort" (with a fat 0 on the tip line of the credit card receipt because you just got handed a verbal tip instead.)

by Morika August 15, 2008

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Bungle Tippler

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.

Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.

by mayfly May 29, 2014

Luggage Tits

Tits so big you have to check them at baggage .

Did you see Emily’s luggage tits? Is she going out of town?

by Disrespectful Dave February 24, 2021

Mada tinga

When something is absolutely mental

Bill: yo wys just nicked a mans car wheel
Dave : ay yo thats a mada tinga

by CommanderClapped May 9, 2021

izaya tiji

a versatile amazing artist with an angelic voice and is lowkey fine

bro did u hear izaya tiji new single?

by P0OPY May 11, 2022

i swear on my timbs

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....

I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!

by welcometothe6 April 22, 2018