Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013

Fudge Pillows

Ass cheeks.

While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"

by memphis mojo January 28, 2010

forehead pillow

The patch of skin between the belly button and the boner.

I shaved my forehead pillow, because the hair was irritating my girlfriend's skin.

by mrtexincali February 13, 2007

Pillow-bility

1 - the intact quality of a single condom package that has not been compromised.

2 - the quality of breasts to be used as a resting place for your head.

3 - the fluffy quality of an actual pillow

1 - "She pressed the center of the condom to test its pillow-bility to see if it was still viable and ok to use"

2 - "Her breasts had a certain pillow-bility about them that made them his favorite place to nap"

3 - "It's important to know the pillow-bility rating of your pillow - i like mine soft but my boyfriend likes his firm"

by Miss Dre February 20, 2011

pillow princess

a girl (most always very attractive) who is sexually frigid.

A pillow princess is the kind of girl who looks great but lays in the bed like dead wood when having sex.
a pillow princess is so inept at sexual acts it is almost impossiable to comprehend who one good look that good and be so lacking in sexual prowess.

by thederby August 25, 2013

Pillow therapy

to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)

John had some pillow therapy last night.

by Justin February 14, 2005