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on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb
Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!
by Dittoe November 5, 2023
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Cod Boomer

A person that’s constantly crying about how “bad” cod is now and whines over every little thing that’s added to the game. They worship the older games to point where they might as well stick a copy on a blowup.

Usually seen under Cods Instagram comments or Twitter.
Person: God! They’re ruining the entire franchise by adding in a Snoop Dogg skin! The old games were never like this

Person 2: stfu Cod Boomer
by Br13 July 27, 2023
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Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.
Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”
by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025
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cod cheeks

Cod cheeks could clear a room tho
by Noclass March 21, 2025
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Cape Codding

This is when a woman of the opposite race cancels a date on an African American man because she subconsciously feels that his time is not as valuable, as her races or another.
Hey, we were going to a date but she kept Cape Codding me.
by thetransition April 17, 2025
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COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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T-Cod

1) A diagnostic program for determining clean air potential

2) Clean Air Stuff
Jerry stated "T-Cod" never leaves the CAC
by Shinron Sakai August 1, 2018
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