tampon dance

When a female nervously wiggles when a needed feminine hygiene product isn't immediately available.

My sister-in-law was doing the tampon dance, so I quickly made up a reason to leave the room while my wife went to the bathroom to help her out.

by markvz April 30, 2010

tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.

Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His {teapot tease} is so sexy!

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

Temotional

Tired and emotional

So Temotional at the end of a long day...

by Sweets73 September 17, 2016

Temlozz

A lonely young adult who is looking for love using the most effective method, by playing children's block games. Sadly his talents at said block game cause any potential "mates" to cower away from him, as they do not want to catch his "talents", basically, they don't want to be shit.

"You're such a Temlozz"
Temlozz likes long walks on the beach and romantic dinners.

by Diero Hate Squad June 18, 2017

Temonymous

a hecking nerd

stiffler 1: whos your best friend?
stiffler 2: temonymous
stiffler 3:epic

by Vulpis July 14, 2018