Fuck toast

1. You have a real nice lookin piece of toast... and u just want to sex it up all nite long.
2. Instead of just using plain "fuck" you use fuck toast... to put more emphasis on the "fuck", also when something doesnt go your way you say FUCK TOAST and people know that you mean business.
3. A command meaning instead of Fuck off.. you say fuck toast.. because you really want them to have sex with a piece of toast.

1. Melinda... what do u want do to right now?
FUCK TOAST!!!
Ummm may i ask why?
because its sexy!
2. Jude you cant have the keys to my car.
FUCK TOAST!
3. Juaqin im leaving you for Andrew.
GO FUCK TOAST INSTEAD.
maybe u should juaqin... maybe u should

by KaCHOW! January 19, 2009

Niggas on Toast

Slang used by uneducated white folk, to sound gangsta.

I got that shit like niggas on toast.

by G-radizzle March 8, 2009

Milk toast

Milk toast was a classic comic strip which featured a man who was a wimpy,pushover of a man. To call someone a milk toast is to say that they are easily persuaded!

"I'm going to go cut in front of that man in line!" "And he won't try to stop me because he is just like Milk toast!"

by Brookster dude September 21, 2017

Irish Toast

A take on the classic French Toast, Irish toast is prepared by filling a dish with Whiskey, dunking in two to four slices of bread, throwing the bread in the trash and drinking the dish of Whiskey. This dish is especially appropriate on days of meaningful family events such as weddings and holidays.

Don't mind my mother, she's just asleep in the fishtank because she had a hearty helping of Irish Toast for breakfast.

by Meatman June 23, 2006

russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast

by phreak December 23, 2003

Texas Toast

When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.

My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.

by ElRae August 18, 2011

Avocado Toast

Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.

Adv. Avocado Toasting

Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.

What's avocado toasting?

It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.

by SymoneKitty June 6, 2018