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tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.
'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'
by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007
mugGet the tit smashmug.

weasel tits

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.
Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.
by Mr. Vice President October 26, 2007
mugGet the weasel titsmug.

bitch tit

1. (n) the condition that arises in males who have stopped taking steroids. The male body in reaction to the steroids starts producing large amaounts of female hormones such as estrogren and progesterone, resulting in the growth of breasts.

2. (n) the condition that arises in overweight men
1. Damn, now that John is not taking steroids anymore he's gone bald and has some bitch tit.

2. George needs to lose some weight cause he got some serious bitch tit.
by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006
mugGet the bitch titmug.

tits magee

Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
by Red May 13, 2005
mugGet the tits mageemug.

Tit-Wank

Normally referred to a very pleasurable sexual act performed by women on men. It involves the male sticking his throbbing red head between a womans cleavage.
1) Wow Claire has really big boobs i would love to shove my todger between those lush tits and tit-wank until i shoot my warm jizz in her face and on her boobs while she screams for more.

2) Tom was giving it to Sally in the garden and Sally responded by giving Tom a lovely tit-wank, the pervert next door name John was caught masturbationg over the lovely deranged couple.

3) My boyfriend pleaded me to tit-wank him so i grappled his cock and thrusted it between my juicy melons, he cummed and i lapped it up of my round tits.
by Flash Bandicoot May 13, 2008
mugGet the Tit-Wankmug.

tit in a wringer

He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.
by Croz March 5, 2005
mugGet the tit in a wringermug.

sock tits

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender
That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!
by J.Lowndes September 30, 2006
mugGet the sock titsmug.

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