California Shower

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.

“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”

by Ezygon November 22, 2019

California icepick

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex

Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.

by Phphsysics April 25, 2019

California Sidewinder

A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.

Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.

by Saucy Salmon July 5, 2020

Northern California

The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.

Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.

by NorthernCalifornian101 September 2, 2020

California Fireman

During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.

I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.

by Hellvig September 22, 2020

The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020

colfax california

Small little drinking town with a railroad problem

Wanna grab a drink? Let's go to Colfax California! More bars than restaurants!

by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020