Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 2, 2009

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.
Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
by Tecdaddy June 4, 2007

by h-town October 13, 2003

by yakkitori June 11, 2006

A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.
by MJTBurning August 8, 2008

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.
by domatic October 17, 2015

Bob: Did you see Kate at school yesterday?
Mike: Hell yeah, man. How could I NOT see her? She looked so HOT in those dirty low-top Chuck Taylors she was wearing with her Yoga Pants.
Mike: Hell yeah, man. How could I NOT see her? She looked so HOT in those dirty low-top Chuck Taylors she was wearing with her Yoga Pants.
by GirlsAreBeautiful October 18, 2017
