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Bitch Switch

When there are an even amount of males and females. You take turns with each girl. Switching every 15 minutes.
Guy #1: There are going to be the same number of bitches as dudes at Sophia's tonight.
Guy #2: So? Lets just bitch switch. So we both will get turns.
by 36Highst August 25, 2011
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Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.
When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.
by broski10233 June 12, 2010
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switch

A term used to describe the vertical movement of a person's buttocks as they walk. More specifically, the vertical motion of each buttock independent of the other. With each step the corresponding cheek "switches" being higher vertically than the adjacent cheek.
Look at that go! She's got a full inch switch on that booty!
by SteveHo April 2, 2010
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swift boat veterans for truth

A group of fucking liars who dragged John Kerry's name through the dirt on two false accusations:

1: "John Kerry never did anything heroic in Vietnam"
Acatually, John Kerry jumped off his swiftboat during a firefight to rescue a crew member who had falled overboard. And why don't you tell me about W's heroism while AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?

2: "John Kerry betrayed his country"
Oh yeah? Let me tell you this. Out of concern for the troops being killed in Vietnam, John Kerry joined Vietnam Vets Against the War. John Kerry saw his country making a mistake and said so. That is patriotism. The "my country right or wrong" attitude is ignorance on par with medeival peasants.
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth sent out it's slanderous ads without the authorization of Bush? Bullshit.
by Jonzo the Weasel August 15, 2006
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swiftswitch

by SailorScoutX May 21, 2006
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swiftboating

The act of exposing the exagerated or inflated claims of a person seeking to promote themselves into a position of authority.
He would have gotten away with his outrageous lies if not for the swiftboating he received at the hand of his classmates.
by Bobby Farrelly August 24, 2006
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Taylor Swift

The chopping off of one's penis.
I killed myself thanks Taylor Swift
by The real Hairy Hotdog April 23, 2016
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